dangerouspoetry:

american horror story: the police

betterthankanyebitch:

me: what’s for dinner?

mom: mcdonalds

me

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markruffalo:

femmercutio:

girls don’t like boys, girls like halloween and mark ruffalo’s tumblr account

I like Halloween and Tumblr, too.

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

"I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations."

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

the-personal-quotes:

Are you a teen? This blog is for you!